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女人有时真的好傻 Women sometimes are just so silly

女人有时真的好傻，可以为了爱一个男人，
Women sometimes are really silly, they can because of the love for a man,

而抛下自己的父母，
They dump their own parents.

来照顾那男人的父母；
To take care of the man's parents,

但男人不用
But the man doesnt needs to.

女人有时真的好傻，可以为了爱一个男人，
Women sometimes are really silly, they can because of the love for a man,

而宁愿自己挺颗又重又大的球十个月，
They rather bear that heavy and big "round ball" for ten months,

只为了替那男人生下一个跟男人姓的下一代；
Just to bear the man a next generation who has the same surename.

还得承受生完小孩后的体质变差、身材变形的后遗症，
They have to bear the after effect of birth, body condition turns lousy, figure goes off.

但男人不用
But the man doesnt needs to.

女人有时真的好傻，可以为了爱一个男人，
Women sometimes are really silly, they can because of the love for a man,

而放弃一卡车追求她的好男人，
And give up a whole trunk of good man going after her,

只为和男人长厢厮守，
Just to be with the man forever,

却埋没了最美的青春；
They buried the beauty of youth,

但男人却不为青春所惧，反而愈老愈值钱
But man doesnt fear the lost of youth, in fact they get better as they get older.

女人有时真的好傻，可以为了爱一个男人，
Women sometimes are really silly, they can because of the love for a man,

而放弃父母给她二十多年的姓，
And give up the surename that their parents gave them for 20+ years,

而跟著老公姓，又被冠上”太太〃二字；
And follows the surename of the husband with the cap of MRS.

但男人没变
But the man has no change.

女人有时真的好傻，可以为了爱一个男人，
Women sometimes are really silly, they can because of the love for a man,
而早上上班，晚上煮饭做家事带小孩，
And has to go to work in the morning, goes home in the evening to cook, do housework, look after the kids,

有工作也有家事的压力；
They have work and household pressure,

但男人没有，反而多了个赚钱的人和不用给薪的女佣
But the man doesnt have to, in fact he gain a maid who knows how to earn and doesnt requires salary.

女人有时真的好傻，可以为了爱一个男人，
Women sometimes are really silly, they can because of the love for a man,

而去适应一个完全不同的家庭和面对男人的亲友团批评，
And has to fit into a different family and faces the criticism of his frens & relatives.

女人懂事的试图寻求男人的保护时，
When women understandingly seeks for the protection of man,

换来的是....
In return,

男人不仅没有保护他的女人，,
The man not only did not protect his women,

反而一起落井下石，
He joins in the fun,

在一个女人孤立无援的环境
In a situation where the women is all alone,


男人啊
Men,

若你的身边有这样的一个傻女人时，
If u have such a silly women next to u,

请当她的笨男人，
Please be her silly man,

好好的珍惜她、照顾她吧！
Treasure and take good care of her!

别忘了，
Dont forget,

她不是天生就该来照顾你们全家大小的，
She is not born to look after your family, young or old,

女人很单纯也很懂事，
Women are naive and understanding,

只要当她受伤时，
When she gets hurt,

好好倾听她、支持她、保护她，为她拭泪，
Listen to her, support her, protect her, wipe her tears for her,

她就会感动一辈子
She will be touched for a lifetime

更别忘了，
Most imptly dont forget.

当男人年老时或生病时为你把屎把尿的， ,
When man is old or sick, the one who takes all ur sh*t

绝不是已老的也要你照顾的父母，
Are not your parents who are old and needs your care too,

最有可能的就是从年轻到老.
The most possible one is from young to old.




Advice to Young Men from an Old Man
1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid.
2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time
3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.
4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.
5. As a former Marine, take it from me. Don’t join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people’s economic or political interests.
6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people, and a theoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize that the proponent’s intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter, no matter what bullshit they try to feed you.
7. Don’t be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican, don’t be a “conservative.” They are whining, b****ing, complaining, simple-minded self-righteous idiots who think they’re perpetual victims. Listen to talk radio for a while, you’ll see what I mean.
8. Don’t take proffered advice without a critical analysis. 90% of all advice is intended to benefit the proponent, not the recipient. Actually, the number is probably closer to 97%, but I don’t want to come off as cynical.
9. You’ll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you owe them. You don’t owe the vast majority of people sh*t.
10. Don’t undermine your fellow young men. Mentor the young men that come after you. Society recognizes that you have the potential to be the most power force in society. It scares them. Society does not find young men sympathetic. They are afraid of you, both individually and collectively. Law enforcement’s primary purpose is to suppress you.
11. As a young man, you’re on your own. Society divides and conquers. Unlike women who have advocates looking out for them (NOW, Women’s Study Departments, government, non-profit organizations, political advocacy groups) almost no one is looking out for you.
12. Young men provide the genius and muscle by which our society thrives. Look at the Silicone Valley. By in large, it was not old men or women that created the revolution we live. Realize that society steals your contributions, secures it with our intellectual property laws, and then takes credit and the rewards where none is due.
13. Know that few people have your best interests at heart. Your mother does. Your father probably does (if he stuck around). Your siblings are on your side. Everybody else worries about themselves.
14. Don’t be afraid to tell people to “f*** off” when need be. It is an important skill to acquire. As they say, speak your piece, even if your voice shakes.
15. Acquire empathy, good interpersonal skills, and confidence. Learn to read body language and non-verbal communication. Don’t just concentrate on your vocational or technical skills, or you’ll find your wife f***ing somebody else.
16. Keep fit.
17. Don’t speak ill of your wife/girlfriend. Back her up against the world, even if she’s wrong. She should know that you have her back. When she needs your help, give it. She should know that you’ll take her part.
18. Don’t cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don’t humiliate her. Don’t risk having your transgressions come back to her or her friends. Don’t do it where you live. Don’t do it with people in your social circle. Don’t sh*t in your own back yard.
19. If your girlfriend doesn’t make you feel good about yourself and bring joy to your life, fire her. That’s what girlfriends are for.
20. Don’t bother with “emotional affairs.” They are just a vehicle for women to flirt and have someone make them feel good about themselves. That’s the part of a relationship they want. For you it is a lot of work and investment in time. If they are having an emotional affair with you, they’re probably f***ing someone else.
21. Becoming a woman’s friend and confidant is not going to get you into an intimate relationship. If you haven’t gotten the girl within a reasonably short period of time, chances are you won’t ever get her. She’ll end up confiding to you about the sexual adventures she’s having with someone else.
22. Have and nurture friendships with women.
23. Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love easily. You’re going to see some girl and feel like you’ll die if you don’t get her. If she rejects you, move on to the next one. It’s her loss.
24. Don’t be an internet troll. Got out and live life. There is not a cadre of beautiful women advertising on Craigslist to have NSA sex with you. Beautiful women don’t need to advertise. The websites that advertise with attractive women’s photos and claims of loneliness are baloney. All they want is your money and your personal information so that they can market to you. The posts on Craigslist by young “women” seeking NSA sex, and asking for a picture are just a bunch of gay troll pic collectors. This is especially true if the post uses common gay lexicon like “hole” as in “f*** my hole” or seeks “masculine” men, or uses the word c*** (except in the context of “Don’t send a c*** shot.”) There are women on Craigslist. They are easily recognizable by their 2-5 paragraph postings. Most are in their 30's or older.
25. When you become a man in full, know that people will get in your way. People who are attracted to you will somehow manage to step in your path. Gay guys will give you “the look.” Old people will somehow stumble in front of you at the worst time. Don’t get frustrated. Just step aside and go about your business. Know that these are passive aggressive methods to get you to acknowledge their existence.
26. Don’t gay bash. Don’t mentally or physically abuse people because of who they are, or how they present themselves. It’s none of your business to try to intimidate people into conformity.
27. If your gay, admit it to yourself, your parents, your friends and society at large. Be prepared to get harassed. See rule 14. If someone threatens you or assaults you, call the cops. Have them arrested. You have no obligation to self sacrifice because of who you are. As a gay person, you’ll have more social freedom than straight men. Use it to protect yourself. Be prepared to get out of Dodge if your orientation makes your life unbearable. Move to San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, or New Orleans. You’ll find a welcoming community there.
28. Don’t be a poser. Avoid being one of those dudes who puts a surfboard on top of their car, but never surfs, or a dude with a powder coated fixed gear bike and a messenger bag, but was never a messenger. Live the life. Earn your bona fides.
29. Don’t believe the crap about the patriarchy. More women are accepted and attend college. More degrees are awarded to women than men. Women outlive men. More men commit suicide. Men are twice as likely to be victims of violence, including murder. If you consider sexual assaults in prisons, twice as many men are raped as women (society thinks prison rape is funny). The streets are littered with homeless men, sprinkled with a few homeless women. Statically, women are happier than men. The myth that girls are being cheated by are educational system is belied by the fact that schools are bastions of femininity, mostly run by and taught by women. Girls outperform boys in school. It is the boys in school getting f***ed over, and prescribed ritalin for being boys. Real wages for men are falling, while real wages for women are rising. Just because someone says something enough times, doesn’t make it true. You have nothing to feel guilty about.
30. Remember, 97% of all advice is worthless. Take what you can use, and trash the rest.